Dave x reader: Stalked by the Cool Kid Ch.16

You weren't built for this sort of pressure! You're also pretty sure that this has never happened to you before. Staring at your laptop and Pesterchum in awe, you wonder what kind of sick game the universe thinks it is playing. There are four people pestering you. FOUR. Rose wants to know what your plans are for the day, Jade wants to know if you caught the last episode of that one show you both watch, Dave is complaining about an apple juice-less apocalypse in his apartment right now, and then there's the gem that is yOUR SISTER, goD DAMN. You quickly reply to Rose about how you're not sure of the day's plans, tell Jade that you missed the episode but WILL watch it later, and tell Dave to get up and go buy more??? Then you head to the living room. 

Your sister is sitting on the couch, and your phone is beeping with the multitude of "Hey" and "Yo kid" messages she keeps sending. You walk over to her, laying upside down on the couch, and you politely smack the phone out of her hand. Sis looks at you and happily says your name like you were an old friend she hasn't seen in quite some time. "We should go somewhere! Do something, y'know? You've been doing pretty good with school and stuff, you deserve some time to just chill, ya feel?"

"But that's why we have weekends, and I go in my room..? To chill in there." Sis looks at you, you're not wrong, but not exactly right either. She sits up. "No, no, honey, you're not getting it. I mean that we should do something not in the house, like, I don't know, the Aquarium, or a road trip!"  Your Sis sounds very excited to get you out of the house, and possibly spend time with her. However, you're not completely listening, as you are trying your best to respond to your three friends who are relentless in their efforts to have a conversation with you at this particular moment. Sis takes her turn to smack your phone from your hand. 

"You can bring one of your friends from school, if you want." Sis wiggles her eye brows at you. "I guess, but I don't know who'd I bring.. Where are we even going to go?" Sis quickly changes her facial expression to something more tired and completely done with your shit. You know she meant Dave, and she knows you know that you know that Dave is who she meant, but Sis also knows that you are fucking difficult for no apparent reason. Ya feel?

Sis quickly gets back to her attempts to get you to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, and speaks quickly. "Of course you know who you're going to bring! Dave, duh! Well, you don't have to bring him, you could bring that happy go lucky girl you talk to sometimes! Or the dictionary girl, but I'm just assuming it's going to be Dave, because why not?!" You groan and Sis just doesn't care. "Where do you want to go? C'mon, just tell me, I'll make it happen!" You tell her straight out, "Back to bed," and Sis quickly replies with, "Anywhere BUT there." You can not think of a single place you actually want to go. You are GENUINELY thinking about it, but you've got nothing good. You are in the middle of an epic battle with your brain when your sister suddenly decides to take it upon herself to SCREECH AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS.

"HOW ABOUT A SLEEP OVER!?" Sis popped up so fast she almost knocked you out. You look absolutely mortified as she stood upon the couch, arms in the air like she just didn't give a single shit that your heart had possibly literally just exploded with her outburst. "And you could still invite the Dave kid!" Sis informed you happily. You saw one problem with this, though. "But teenagers aren't supposed to sleep over each other's houses if they're not both the same gen-" "Who cares? Do you really think that I think that either of you are dumb enough to try something? In MY house? Are you kidding?" 

She made a very valid point. Two awkward teenager's + one nosy sister = nothing weird happening even if you took the nosy sister completely out of the equation! It's basic math taught in, like, third grade, you idiot. Still, a boy..  who you know.. from school.. in your apartment.. at night?? Things are moving just too fast!! You debate thinking about possibly asking Rose or jade instead, but neither of them had ever been to your apartment before, and it'd be kind of weird to have them sleep over because of that... Ughh. You don't think this is the best idea. 

"He thinks it's a great idea!" 
"whaT!?"

In the midst of you using your most inner mechanisms of your mind, your sister had taken your phone off the floor and taken it upon herself to ask Dave if he'd like to sleep over, and he had said okay. You refused to believe that that was a thing that had actually just happened in front of you, but Sis quickly assures you, this is real. You look at the small convo yourself, and it is not a lie. Your sister is totally truthing you right now.

"Oh, and then in the morning, we can go get breakfast!" Sis added, remembering the whole point of this convo was to get out of the house. You didn't really want any of this. Truthfully, your opinion on the matter landed somewhere between Not caring, Why?, and Sis No, but you knew it didn't matter. Anything you told her would go right over her head and ollie right into the trash. She is quite stubborn. You knew you had no choice but to accept your fate. "Fine."

Sis sends you off to clean your room.
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Your name is ______, and you are a number of years old. Your hobbies include being confused, being tired, and being downright done with your sisters shit to where you are barely even surprised by it anymore. You have just spent the past twenty minutes arguing with a blond ninja kid who is technically your neighbor (?) instead of actually getting ready for his arrival. You just want him to know that this was completely and totally in its entirety not your idea whatsoever. For REASONs.

CH: This was completely and totally in its entirety not my idea whatsoever!!
TG: yeah i got you just make sure you have apple juice  ______ or ill die 

That's right, the blond ninja kid likes apple juice. You suppose you could take the initiative and go get some for him? You guess that that is the nice, hostly thing to do for your future guest. You ACTUALLY clean your room, place your cat on the center of your bed for decorative finishing touch purposes, and ask Sis if you could have some money to go get snacks. She is delighted, and gives you a nice wad of cash to get whatever you feel like. Sis then returns to blasting her music unnecessarily loud, and goes back to cleaning up the living room.

You depart from your lovely abode and make your way to the store, jamming out to your music on the way, almost jamming out too hard to where your headphones almost fell off. You decide to jam out at a chiller frequency, and get back to steppin'. And thats wHen iT HapPenED! The chicks from school that hate you for absolutely nO REASON came into your field of view, all, like, six and a half of them, or however many there were, I dont remember. BUT THE POINT IS THAT THEY were THERE. You decide to keep your chill and decide not to freak out unless they actually notice you lurking quietly in the moderately busy and noisy street, and go about your shopping.
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WOW, AT LEAST YOU FINISHED. You were paying for all your bizz when all, like, six and a half girls walked totally just WALKED IN to the same store as you!! Like that was just a place they could go whenever they wanted?? Who the hell do they even think they are??? The point is that you had to leave right then, immediately. So you did, especially since you were 200% sure one of them saw you. You were making your way downtown, walking slow, cars passing: you were home-bound. You caught yourself jamming too hard, and quickly ceased as you made your way into your building. Eventually getting off the elevator after a decent time wasted by a few kids you had to press all the buttons, you arrived at your apartment to find Sis air guitar-ing it up on the couch, she was jamming so hard. 

What a role model.